Friday, August 15, 2008
*coughcough* mike check. testing 1,2,3... *ahem*
hello. as the title implies, this is going to be a tribute to our lovely class, specially for our birthday! yeah, so its a teeny bit late, but blame it on physics test today. i thought it sucked, no? naturally, i'll digress for a bit and give you all a recap of what happened this past week. which means just some complaining and swearing. i know this is class blog and all, but just let me say what i have to say okay. i'll try to be nice, really.
right. before we begin, i must warn you that there may be an excess of coarse language in this post, and i promise that this is only a one-off thing. it will not happen again, because personally, i have a nice, squeaky clean image to preserve. unlike a certain b****** who commited social suicide a couple of weeks ago. see, i told you this post is going to be a tad vulgar! i warned you. alright, i swear i'll censor wherever possible.
yeah, secondly, whenever i say 1408 in this post, i am obviously not refering to you. and you, and you.
okay. so now, back to business. this week has been fairly discouraging. some people just don't know when to toe the line and start bucking up, and as a result, make some other people, namely me, so freaking busy and irritable. why can't you just do the right thing for once so that you don't have to keep re-doing it, you idiot? why can't you make life easier for all of us and just do your part? i am totally disgusted with you, you sick, ego-inflated, masochistic crap. just go away, why don't you, and make our lives easier for us. seriously, i don't care if you know that i'm refering to you, in fact, i hope you know, so that you can hate me back and we can stab each other openly.
oh wait, i almost forgot. i guess your low-until-it-tends-to-negative-infinity eq doesn't permit you to detect any form of sarcasm, huh? well, to make all this less complex for you, i'll summarize all of it for you. in short: you are the most detestable person i've ever had the misfortune to meet. leave us alone and keep your hands to yourself. you know how bad you suck when i scream at you in front of a canteen-full of people, because i've never, ever done that before, and that was the last time i'm doing that, because we've all given up on you. you are so hideous that if you were prince charming, the rest of us would be greek gods and godesses. we'd all look as picture-perfect as the vampires, and you can go and be a loser werewolf.
no actually, i don't think you'd be qualified to be a werewolf, because at the very least, werewolves are tall, and they're warm. you, on the other hand, are nothing but a perverse insensitive a******.
but at least, i've gotten my revenge today. and let me tell you, revenge is the sweetest thing on the planet. especially when you know you've worked bloody hard for it and it finally comes. a huge weight was lifted off my back after that, and i feel loads better after keeping it in for so long.
so now, on with the most important part of today's show, the real tribute!
a big huge thank you to guorong, bojun, chongkeng, jerald, birdbird and weixin for making my gp lesson on tuesday such a fun and memorable one. it was really the best gp lesson i've had in about a month (you know why); i was almost losing interest in the subject. i'm really glad you all played a part in rekindling my interest in gp. i'm coming, haha! and the other thing that jerald, birdbird and weixin came up with! see, you know you suck when we have to rearrange the letters in your name so that we can safely refer to you without having people think we are ultimate losers for talking about you.
thank you my love for making pw so much more bearable. you are the best, always remember to catch my kiss to you okay! thanks for always helping and for listening to me today when i talked to you after pw while we were going to buy food, about *ahem ahem* love you loads, my love.
thank you all the girls for just being there, and understanding each other. i love you all, really. we wouldn't be this cool without any one of you. always remember how much you all rock, because you really do. although you all are all different, some twit, some auntie, some just plain cool and some lag, i love you all equally much.
okay fine. never thought i'd say this, but thank you to some of the guys as well. you all never fail to make my day, with all your goofing around. 1408 would not be the same without some of you. really, sometimes, the silly things you all do, make me smile, and sometimes you all are just so thoughtful and sweet, its practically......scandal-inducing.
finally, hope you all did fine for chemistry. although you all are so bad to me because i ended up having to go for band myself. and band wasn't that good today la, cos i really sucked. lin-sheng was like burrowing his head in his hands, and i felt so bad. and i was emo-ing. i will redeem myself by going for sectionals on monday. i promise to practise very very hard, in time for fiesta.
so, one last time: happy birthday 1408!
p.s. you all should know who i am, and let me make this clear. i do not regret posting the first part of this post at all. i'm sorry, but i don't do regrets man. if you are somehow offended by what i wrote, too bad. call me a b****, but i was merely stating the facts. and anyway, there will still be more people loving me than you. if you decide to confront me, it will only make us hate you more than we already do. so i suggest you don't bother. and good riddance, loser.
10:35 PM