I says that, maybe because I've read a few of your essays and they all suck. K ah, follow? ;

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

OUHKAY SWEETHEARTS.

IF YOU ALL DON'T KNOW THIS ALREADY,

WE HAVE CIP THIS SATURDAY, 15 NOVEMBER.

MEET IN SCHOOL AT 8.45am. CIP IS FROM 9 - 11am. SOMEWHERE THERE.

WE'RE GOING TO THE ~~TIGER'S~~ LION'S HOME OF THE OLD PEOPLE. I MEAN, ELDERY.

NO I DONT THINK THE NURSES THERE ARE HOT.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

WE'RE GOING THERE TO DO I-DON'T-KNOW-WHAT BECAUSE OLI OLI DIDN'T SPECIFY THE DETAILS AND I DOUBT WE HAVE ANYTHING PREPARED FOR IT EITHER.

WHICH REMINDS ME.

WAHLAU EH OLI YOU NEVER SEND TO THE WHOLE CLASS GUORONG JEALOUS YOU NEVER SEND HIM

IF YOU'RE READING THIS, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TAG ON THE BOARD TO GIVE SUGGESTIONS ON WHAT WE SHOULD DO AND BRING.

<---------- TAGBOARD HERE DAMN BIG

AND AFTER CIP, WE CAN GO FOR CLASS OUTING I.E. KAYAKING @ KALLANG BECAUSE IT'S COOL AND KALLANG IS COOL.

HOW MANY PLACES IN THE WORLD CALLED "KALLANG", YOU TELL ME?

KALLANG ALSO HAS IT'S OWN RIVER OK. THERE'S NO SUCH PLACE CALLED THE BEDOK RIVER LOR. OR HOUGANG RIVER. OR TANAH MERAH RIVER.

KALLANG HAS JOINED THE RANKS OF THE AMAZON AND THE NILE AND THE MISSISIPPI.

ALL GOT RIVER ONE. NO JOKE K.

KALLANG ALSO GOT IT'S OWN WAVE LOR. WHERE GOT TIONG BAHRU WAVE ONE?

THATS WHY KALLANG IS COOL. SO WE SHOULD GO KAYAKING.

PLEASE TAG TO SAY WHETHER YOU CAN MAKE IT OR NOT. PLEASE SAY YES. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ENTERTAIN OLD PEOPLE.

AND THERE'S NO POINT IN HAVING A CLASS CIP WITH ONLY A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE.

AND YA LA JUST COME LA GOT CIP HOURS OK.

PLUS GOT KAYAKING AFTER THAT. FUN!

(about the kayaking, its ok if you dont know how to swim. got life jacket and wong zeeheng the lifeguard to save you. and if you dont have the 1 star cert (i.e. prior experience) for kayaking, then you'll just use the open kayak which is about the same as the normal one but you can get out easier because it's OPEN. mm and ya don't need to book just go there and rent can already.)

see ya'll sweeties there!

-Mrs Shim Changmin <3

1:48 PM

TODAY MARKS AS THE HISTORIC DAY, WHERE THE OP/PW MONSTER WHO HAS BEEN REARING IT'S BLOODY UGLY HEAD WHICH LOOKS LIKE A ______ HAS BEEN BRUTALLY SLAIN BY THE HEROES OF TOMORROW!

AS WE CHEER ON THE FIRES AND THE PAPER SHREDDERS SET ONTO THE WEAPONS USED TO DEFEAT THIS TERRIFYING MONSTER, THE THREAT POSED TO US FROM THE START OF OUR YEAR, HAUNTING OUR SLEEP, CAUSING MUCH MAYHEM IN EACH GROUP WHO ONLY HAVE EACH OTHER TO COUNT ON DURING TIMES LIKE THIS, WE MUST NEVER FORGET THOSE WHO HAVE LENT US THEIR AID!

MR DANIEL CHUNG!
MS FAYE TAN!
THE RANDOM LECTURERS DURING PW LECTURES!
SENIORS!
FRIENDS!
EACH OTHER!

Please give each other a pat on the back, not a slap. Unless you have a/many loser(s) in your group then its a different case HAHAHA ok not funny this is supposed to be a congratulatory/sappy/commemorative speech.

"Now i pronounce you, man and wife."

wait, what?

It should be,"..and thus, hereby this honourable sword, *taps both shoulders with the sword* I commend you of your chivalry, your perseverance in the ROYAL SMACKDOWN OH YEAH BABY BODY SLAM PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU USE BUBBLE BEAM USE THUNDERBOLT PIII-KAAA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ OPPONENT IS UNABLE TO BATTLE! PIKACHU WINS! ASH IS MOVING ON TO THE NEXT STAGE OF THE ANNUAL POKEMON TOURNAMENT!

".. and now, you're Sir *fill in your name*"
".. and now, you're Lady *fill in your name*"

NOW, LET THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WEAPONS BEGIN!

SHRED! SHRED! SHRED!

BURN! BURN! BURN!

BURN IT ALLL!!!!!!!

THE CROWD GOES WILD!

Stay tuned for ratings of the drama serial "OP MONSTER VS KNIGHTS AND LADIES" on channel 1408, don't go away! we'll be right back!

-Mrs Shim Changmin

12:10 AM