Thursday, November 6, 2008
TODAY MARKS AS THE HISTORIC DAY, WHERE THE OP/PW MONSTER WHO HAS BEEN REARING IT'S BLOODY UGLY HEAD WHICH LOOKS LIKE A ______ HAS BEEN BRUTALLY SLAIN BY THE HEROES OF TOMORROW!AS WE CHEER ON THE FIRES AND THE PAPER SHREDDERS SET ONTO THE WEAPONS USED TO DEFEAT THIS TERRIFYING MONSTER, THE THREAT POSED TO US FROM THE START OF OUR YEAR, HAUNTING OUR SLEEP, CAUSING MUCH MAYHEM IN EACH GROUP WHO ONLY HAVE EACH OTHER TO COUNT ON DURING TIMES LIKE THIS, WE MUST NEVER FORGET THOSE WHO HAVE LENT US THEIR AID!
MR DANIEL CHUNG!
MS FAYE TAN!
THE RANDOM LECTURERS DURING PW LECTURES!
SENIORS!
FRIENDS!
EACH OTHER!
Please give each other a pat on the back, not a slap. Unless you have a/many loser(s) in your group then its a different case HAHAHA ok not funny this is supposed to be a congratulatory/sappy/commemorative speech.
"Now i pronounce you, man and wife."
wait, what?
It should be,"..and thus, hereby this honourable sword, *taps both shoulders with the sword* I commend you of your chivalry, your perseverance in the ROYAL SMACKDOWN OH YEAH BABY BODY SLAM PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU USE BUBBLE BEAM USE THUNDERBOLT PIII-KAAA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ OPPONENT IS UNABLE TO BATTLE! PIKACHU WINS! ASH IS MOVING ON TO THE NEXT STAGE OF THE ANNUAL POKEMON TOURNAMENT!
".. and now, you're Sir *fill in your name*"
".. and now, you're Lady *fill in your name*"
NOW, LET THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WEAPONS BEGIN!
SHRED! SHRED! SHRED!
BURN! BURN! BURN!
BURN IT ALLL!!!!!!!
THE CROWD GOES WILD!
Stay tuned for ratings of the drama serial "OP MONSTER VS KNIGHTS AND LADIES" on channel 1408, don't go away! we'll be right back!
-Mrs Shim Changmin
12:10 AM